As a result of my fertility appointment a couple weeks ago:
Ian: Mom, why did we go to see your doctor today?
Me: He gave me some pills to help me get pregnant.
Ian: I know what those pills are called.
Ian: They are called pregnant pills, Mom.
Cuddling on the bed last week:
Ian: Mom, how do you get pregnant?
Me: carefully thinking, deciding to cop out, I don't know son. I just pee on a stick and it tells me if I am pregnant or not.
Ian: That is really nasty.
Me: I know.
I'm not ready to pee on the stick yet. In about 6-8 weeks I may have some news.